GEMS FROM SIDDHU PAAJI ! ! (C-D-P !)

we al r aware wat a florosent man siddhu jee is… but its his amazing poetic skills and vocal talent that clearly kills ur funny bone… here ar a few of the statements he has sad ..whil comenting….
 the ball went so high.. it cud have brot an air hostess with it..
 (in a tight game) there is definitely a light at the end of tunel fr india… but is it a train that wil run them over??
Experienc is lik a comb that life gives u wen u r bald…
(once Ganguly got dravid run out) Ganguly has thrown Dravid both ends of the rope ! !
 Wickets are like wives u never know wich way they turn
 Sri-lankan score is running lik n indian taximeter
 The indians are gonna beat the KIWIS… but lemme tel u my fren… kiwi is th only bird in th world with no wings…
 “He is as uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine..”
 Dasgupta is as confused a small kid in a brothel… 
One hu duznt throw th dice can NEVER score a six ! ! 
Anybody can “pilot a ship” when the sky is calm ! !
 You MUST choose between tightening ur belt or loosing ur pants ! !
 (After a bad third umpire decision) I tell u third umpires shud b changed regularly like diapers…and fr th same reason..
 Kumble’s bowling is as flat as dosa ! !
 (After-match observation)that man was as helpless as a one-legged chap in a bum kicking competition !

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