LOVE FAILURE ? *puts sunglasses* Move on ! ! and here's why ...

I have been coming to wipro blogs (my new company.. I GOT PLACED ! ! ) very very frequently fr quiet some time now..
.. And i have realised that no matter what time/place I log into wipro-blogs … Almost every other post is about ♥/ ♥failure / ♥pass / ♥-just-pass / past♥ / futur♥ / sweet♥ / bitter♥ / chaat-♥ and gawd alone knows what else…

its even mor crap wen some dude starts filling buckets abt how his girl left him…this fren of mine got dumped last year and he is still crying..

so If u r also an elite member of "Emotional-CryBaby-Dudes-club"… I will try to make you feel better...by explaining  a step-by-step guide on wat happens wen u keep whining abt it and not move on in life…

——————————————————THE ♥-FAILURE CYCLE———————————-

step0 : she leave u for som1 els (probably bcos u earn only 25,000 Rupees..the “other guy” also earns only 25,000 but he earns in USdollars…  )

step1 : u thnk/eat/sleep/talk/write abt love and her 


step2 : this in-turn increases ur pain and to run away from all this, u start running away from everything that reminds you of her.. u realise mor ferverently than ever before that u need to fall for another girl again

step3 : u feel like talking abt it even more

step4 : u end up talking abt it to every1….

step5 : soon that covers a prospective candid8 to fall in love with..she first thot u r cute but now she thinks ur a despo and irritating

step6 : she starts dating some1 els ( if u realy unluky..she starts checking out  “the-other-guy” hu is now enjoying ur ex and her !)

The same dude was seen in a pic with your "could have been " girlfriend on fb.... ^^

step7 : so u end up frustrating every1 including urself even more by talkin even mor abt it



NOTE : you c… you r not a girl…u r a dude…and thats 1 huge differenc..coz wen a girl is sad she stil looks beautiful…but wen u r sad/wen u cry …ur face resembles a cow-dung-cake…this  attracts irate mor than sympathy..actualy thts th main reason u suck at love failure in th first place..

                                                                                           ++++++++++++++++++++++WHEN GIRLS CRY++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Wat they think they look like ^^

                                    

What they actually look like.. ^^

                                                                                                       ++++++++++++++++++++++ WHEN BOYS CRY++++++++++++++++++++++++++

What you think you look like ^^

What you actually look like ^^

step8 : ur friend-list starts to reduce..

step9 : soon all living-beings and species on th planet also find out that u beat devdas hands down at talkin abt ur ex..

step10 : even they start ignoring u..

step11 : step10 means that this new dawg that u got to “fill-that-painful-void” abandons u as well..( and if u r really-really-really unluky…he also goes to this “other-guy” )

                                                                           
                                                                                  *O master, my ex-owner was such a loser 

step12 : okay..now u r truely an irritating despo..

step13 : go back to step 2

Conclusion :

Life just keeps comin back to step2 ..which in turn means even more step2

you thus end up wastin al ur money by buying a new dawg everytime …u ALsO end up wasting al ur lif fr som crap-girl hu left u..how u wish she was still with u ( ironically she is busy ruining the life of  some other dude lik u..and how he wishes he ws you..)..Finally You end up dying a lonely man with not even a dog to moan abt u.. so u die worse thn a “kutte ki maut”…(the only good part is the “other guy” dies a much worse death! )

 may b years later , aftr ur death some Sanjay-leela-bHansali makes crores by showin ur fate.. but thts about it..

so .. cheer up…forgiv nd forget… and move on, If you are really feeling bad, go back to a hobby or music or nature, they always help ! ! Life is beautiful .. live it, explore it, love it.. and who knows, you may find someone better than you even imagined!