STEPS TO CODE
STEP 1 : Design the algorithm .. that shud take like 2 mins..
STEP 2 : Refine the algorithm.. another 5-10 mins..if u r a pro, this part may take longer..
STEP 3 : Start coding ..another 10 mins..
STEP 4 : Compile the code..another microsecond
STEP 5 : Before u start correcting errors..please ensure u have the follwoing
i. : a punch bag right next to you
ii. a baseball bat and an already broken computer next to you..u can redirect ur dire need to break the screen on that computer instead of the one you are working on
iii. sound proof headphone so tat u cant hear urself screaming
iv : anti-depressants and a tissue paper, if u get emotional at ur own stupidity..
v : a religious text book so that u can refer to it when u ask the question :"God.. why me >?"
vi. : there will come a point when u will be cramming straight for >=30 mins only to realise how stupid and obvious your error is.. At this point u will find urself <strike>asking</strike> screaming the question :"WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT?", therefore please also keep another textbook that explains "human stupidity and behaviour" for reference
vii : unlimited coffee.. (DUH !)
STEP 6 : Correct all the errors ..this may take 0 to infinity hours..(0 if u r god..)
STEP 7 : Test your code, another 2-3 hours.. if u realise a flaw in your code..go back to step 3
STEP 3 : Start coding ..another 10 mins..
STEP 4 : Compile the code..another microsecond
STEP 5 : Before u start correcting errors..please ensure u have the follwoing
i. : a punch bag right next to you
ii. a baseball bat and an already broken computer next to you..u can redirect ur dire need to break the screen on that computer instead of the one you are working on
iii. sound proof headphone so tat u cant hear urself screaming
iv : anti-depressants and a tissue paper, if u get emotional at ur own stupidity..
v : a religious text book so that u can refer to it when u ask the question :"God.. why me >?"
vi. : there will come a point when u will be cramming straight for >=30 mins only to realise how stupid and obvious your error is.. At this point u will find urself <strike>asking</strike> screaming the question :"WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT?", therefore please also keep another textbook that explains "human stupidity and behaviour" for reference
vii : unlimited coffee.. (DUH !)
STEP 6 : Correct all the errors ..this may take 0 to infinity hours..(0 if u r god..)
STEP 7 : Test your code, another 2-3 hours.. if u realise a flaw in your code..go back to step 3
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