Uni verse

Every New semester: I After 1st week: Before the mid-term test: During the mid-term test: After the mid-term test: Before the final exam: Once get to know the final exam schedule: 7 days before the final exam: 6 days before the final exam: 5 days before the final exam: 4 days before the final exam: 3 days before the final exam: 2 days before the final exam: 1 day before the final exam: The night before the final exam: 1 hour before the final exam: During the final exam: Once walk out from the examination hall: After the final exam, during the holiday: That's college!!

Hum kis gali jaa rahe hain… Apna koi …. ♫♪♫ Recently i was listeneing to this song by “Atif-Aslam” …and i realised hw true it is…specialy fr yung gen lik ourselves… so…….Lets start from your beginning .. u were born on this random day of th year (wich u cleebr8 every year since then…by jumping around…distributing chocl8s and getting ur majestic royal buttocks thoroughly massaged..) and every1 was so happy wen u were born….daddy-mummy were happy…they wud b happy & proud just listening to u speak some crap… and girls used to scream (at ULTRA-sonic frequencies) at th sight of u…and fight wid each other just to take turns to hold u..or to play with u…and u can kick humever u want..and stil get away with it… and …well…life… was good..(sadly u dnt remmber it ) luk at urself now…whether u admit it or not…life is messed up and there are too many cross-connections…LITERALLY… now ur parents get embarrased  when u speak crap ( and unless you are operah winfrey or some tal...

I have been coming to wipro blogs (my new company.. I GOT PLACED ! ! ) very very frequently fr quiet some time now.. .. And i have realised that no matter what time/place I log into wipro-blogs … Almost every other post is about ♥/ ♥failure / ♥pass / ♥-just-pass / past♥ / futur♥ / sweet♥ / bitter♥ / chaat -♥ and gawd alone knows what else… its even mor crap wen some dude starts filling buckets abt how his girl left him…this fren of mine got dumped last year and he is still crying.. so If u r also an elite member of "Emotional-CryBaby-Dudes-club"… I will try to make you feel better...by explaining  a step-by-step guide on wat happens wen u keep whining abt it and not move on in life… ——————————————————THE ♥-FAILURE CYCLE———————————- step0 : she leave u for som1 els (probably bcos u earn only 25,000 Rupees..the “other guy” also earns only 25,000 but he earns in USdollars…  ) step1 : u thnk/eat/sleep/talk/write abt love and her  step2 : this in-turn increase...

we al r aware wat a florosent man siddhu jee is… but its his amazing poetic skills and vocal talent that clearly kills ur funny bone… here ar a few of the statements he has sad ..whil comenting….  the ball went so high.. it cud have brot an air hostess with it..  (in a tight game) there is definitely a light at the end of tunel fr india… but is it a train that wil run them over?? Experienc is lik a comb that life gives u wen u r bald… (once Ganguly got dravid run out) Ganguly has thrown Dravid both ends of the rope ! !  Wickets are like wives u never know wich way they turn  Sri-lankan score is running lik n indian taximeter  The indians are gonna beat the KIWIS… but lemme tel u my fren… kiwi is th only bird in th world with no wings…  “He is as uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine..”  Dasgupta is as confused a small kid in a brothel…  One hu duznt throw th dice can NEVER score a six ! !  Anybody can “pilot a ship” when the sky ...